what are some really funny riddles?

Robt Betker: where_____________under figure it out....Show more

Wilmer Skidmore: idk

Nancy Mansell: If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half How long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to Kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle....... HA HA Riddle me this riddle me that come up with a answer to the riddle I ask...Show more

An Trebil: In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many, many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to hi! mself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?” The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?” Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll crap on its head!”...Show more

Benny Stehno: what time iz it at the dentist? tooth hurty (2:30) hahahahahahahaha

Hope Lundmark: check on google...

Gabriel Realmuto: It is not a riddle, but it rhymes, and is funnier than a riddle. It goes: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... than a frontal lobotomy" Eh? Eh? Funny, is it not?

Dedra Furguson: Really Funny Riddles

Mark Hovanes: your dad has one, and your mom uses it.God might have one, but we don't know for sure.n! uns don't need it.some women get married but don't want to use! their husband's.what is it?i bet your thinking of something sexual, yeah?well your wrong. its a Lastnamehaha...Show more

Willie Tun: Riddle: a girl is locked in an iron room with a locked door and it's closed on all sides and the ceiling. she has a piano, a saw, a baseball bat, and a table. There are three ways to get out. What are they?answer: she grabs the saw and cuts the table in half. two halfs make a whole and she climbs out. She finds the right key on the piano and unlocks the door. and with the base ball bat : three strikes and youre out!riddle:there is a black dog laying in the right lane of a road.The dog blends in perfectly, and there is no moon out. a car drives by and swirves and misses the dog. the car did not have its head lights on. how did the driver see the dog?answer: it was daytime....Show more